RocketPSIence

squided:

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

*table intensifies*

nakedsasquatch:

muffinpines:

"This place is more of a tourist trap than an x file, Mulder."
"And the report about Agent Powers and Agent Trigger and the apparently very real zombies they barely escaped?"
"Publicity stunt? I don’t know, Mulder. But it wasn’t zombies."

OOOOOOOH YEEEEES!!!!!

nakedsasquatch:

muffinpines:

"This place is more of a tourist trap than an x file, Mulder."

"And the report about Agent Powers and Agent Trigger and the apparently very real zombies they barely escaped?"

"Publicity stunt? I don’t know, Mulder. But it wasn’t zombies."

OOOOOOOH YEEEEES!!!!!

commanderabutt:

american sex education

gamaura:

glamourspell:

Stan Pines. the man. the mystery. the. are you fucking kidding me


that’s„„. not even a thigh„„„„„,

gamaura:

glamourspell:

Stan Pines. the man. the mystery. the. are you fucking kidding me

that’s„„. not even a thigh„„„„„,

meme4u:

social life scares me

sweetlordejesus:

are we not gonna discuss sexy interns or helium

naliest:

Am I doing this right

naliest:

Am I doing this right

aron please
Anonymous
shisnojon:

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious


go AWF

shisnojon:

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

go AWF

chipsprites:

Steal his look - Bulbasaur
Cabbage: $0.50

chipsprites:

Steal his look - Bulbasaur

Cabbage: $0.50

ghostbuttvin:

"are you a boy or a girl"

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