imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”
what about a book of all the lies people have told you
Oh how the tables have tabled
Tables have tabled
"This place is more of a tourist trap than an x file, Mulder."
"And the report about Agent Powers and Agent Trigger and the apparently very real zombies they barely escaped?"
"Publicity stunt? I don’t know, Mulder. But it wasn’t zombies."
american sex education
Stan Pines. the man. the mystery. the. are you fucking kidding me
that’s„„. not even a thigh„„„„„,
are we not gonna discuss sexy interns or helium
Am I doing this right
Steal his look - Bulbasaur
"are you a boy or a girl"